Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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