Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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