JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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