May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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