FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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