This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My bed smells like the plague
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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