I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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