areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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