do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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