Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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