i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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