Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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