NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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