there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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