A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we're chasing vodka with high fives
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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