so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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