Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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