I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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