You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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