Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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