You surviving the open bar?
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I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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