Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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