Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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