Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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