I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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