why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Can you bring me the toilet please
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
