she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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