Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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