Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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