I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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