Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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