the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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