i barfeds in our rink
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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