BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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