is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I didn't notice because vodka
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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