can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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