i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
