can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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