On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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