I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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