also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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