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so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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