Swine flu. Run for my life!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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