you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I cockslap morals
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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