"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
A+ Viking dick
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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