I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
