Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
