I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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