Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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