I'm drive I can fine osifer
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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