Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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