her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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