Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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