Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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