Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
