I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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