Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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