Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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