Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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