So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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