i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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